Lindsay Lohan Hot Photoshoot

Lindsay Morgan Lohan : born Lindsay Dee Lohan; July 2, 1986) is an American actress, model and recording artist. She began her career as a child fashion model when she was three, and was later featured on the soap opera Another World for a year when she was 10. At age 11, Lohan made her motion picture debut in Disney's remake of The Parent Trap (1998), a critical and commercial hit. Her next motion picture, Disney's remake of Freaky Friday (2003), was also a success at the box office and with critics. With the release of Mean Girls (2004), another critical and commercial success, Lohan became a household name and a frequent focus of paparazzi and tabloids. The two films earned her several MTV Movie Awards and Teen Choice Awards.

What The Fuh?

Why are Lindsay Lohan and Karl Lagerfeld posing on the steps of that plane? Seems there was a big Chanel show last night in Santa Monica, staged by Lagerfeld - at an airplane hangar. This is Lagerfeld's idea of spectacle - dragging a bunch of rich, famous people out to the middle of an airport in Santa Monica. I'm sure it was fabulous. Anyway, Lohan appears to have flown in with Lagerfeld on a Chanel jet. I always thought Lagerfeld turned into a bat when we wanted to go someplace, but apparently he uses private jets sometimes too.



Lagerfeld touches Lindsay with his cold, clammy hands. She appears a bit uncomfortable to me. Almost like she can feel the life-essence being sucked out of her.



"Which ever one of you bozos has his hand on my ass...you just hit the jackpot, baby."

Lohan/Best Dust-Up

Lindsay Lohan's relationship with Calum Best may already be hitting the skids. According to Page 6, the couple had a prolonged and quite public row at the Soho Grand in New York Monday night, which featured the two screaming back and forth at each other, and Calum's clothes becoming torn. Witnesses say they began fighting in the penthouse, then came down to the lobby and continued going at each other before getting into the elevator together and returning to their room. The unpleasantness is believed to have been touched off by Lindsay's realization that Calum is in fact a one-hundred-percent gold-plated dirtbag. Page 6's ubiquitous spies had Calum collecting the phone numbers of models at Cipriani Downtown Sunday night, where he was supposed to be partying with Lohan. Lindsay, in typical fashion, then gained a measure of revenge on Calum by spurning him in favor of her friends at the club Stereo Tuesday night. Those friends of Lindsay's, by the way, would just as soon see Calum disappear. One of them was reportedly overheard accusing Calum of "using" Lindsay, ostensibly for publicity purposes.

One forgets sometimes - mostly because she looks about forty - that Lindsay is still not even 21. Yes, she's put in a lot of nights on the party circuit and what-not, but that sort of experience does not necessarily add up to worldly wisdom. Calum, on the other hand, is in his late 20s, and obviously knows exactly what he's doing. If he is using Lindsay, it's possible that she doesn't see it - or if she does see it, is not really equipped to deal with it. Getting back at someone by shunning them in favor of your friends is the way a petulant teenager deals with that sort of thing - a grown, experienced woman would've long-since learned more effective ploys. It seems that Lindsay has simply roped herself a shameless user who cares nothing about her, and indeed, is amusing himself by publicly trying to embarrass her. No doubt, the turmoil related to this soon-to-be-broken relationship will serve as the impetus for yet another downward Lohan spiral, a coke binge, some public drinking and semi-nudity, etc., All we can hope is that there are photographers present.

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Calum Best - Scummy Enough For Lohan

A model named Sara Kova has told Rush & Molloy that Lindsay Lohan's boyfriend Calum Best dry-humped and kissed her outside a bathroom at the opening of the the Cove at Atlantis in the Bahamas. This is only news because, according to Kova, the incident happened just last Friday, with Lohan literally in the next room. Says Kova:

I was walking to the ladies' room when I passed him walking from the men's room. He gave me a smile. Then he put his hands on my hips and turned me toward the wall, like he was a cop who was about to frisk me. He held my hands so my booty would be pressed against his … well, his crotch.

I turned to move away. Then he grabbed by jaw and planted a kiss. I giggled. Okay, I might have been a little intoxicated. But I was also shocked. I didn't know this guy's name. The whole time, no words were spoken. Finally, I walked away. After I came out of the bathroom, I went back to the main room, and saw this same guy kissing Lindsay Lohan. She was kind of straddling him. I said to myself, "What just happened here?"

I don't know what just happened Sara, but if I were you, I'd make sure my shots are up to date. Cause you just got felt and face-sucked by Calum Best, who is currently having sex with Lindsay Lohan, who is perhaps the most revolting, disease-ridden person on the face of the earth (now that Anna Nicole is no longer with us). However, judging by your appearance Sara, you're probably used to being molested by strangers and infected with their various social diseases. I do like the way you tried to play this however - attempting coyness with your "well, his crotch" line, and insisting that you were "shocked" by the whole thing. I seriously doubt, however, that anything shocks you Sara. Calum could've butt-fucked you right there on the floor, then invited his midget friends to crawl inside your vagina and have a tea party, and that wouldn't have even been the craziest thing that happened to you that day.

Oh, and as for Lindsay - I think she'll probably be able to handle the emotional stress of Best's apparent womanizing creepiness. Especially considering the fact that, about ten minutes after Best got done with this Kova bitch, she ran into Kova herself, and did more or less the same thing.

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Calum Best Is A Loser

Calum Best may think he's hit the jackpot by gaining access to Lindsay Lohan's semi-restricted poon, but as the well-known Lothario and otherwise useless individual discovered in the Bahamas this weekend, getting Hollywood nookie doesn't necessarily mean getting respect.

Calum, who was once caught having public sex with Elizabeth Jagger, was at the club Aura with "girlfriend" Lindsay when he left their VIP section to go and take a tinkle. Unfortunately for Calum, the security guard there didn't notice him leaving - and when he tried getting back into the VIP section, the guard, quite reasonably, forbade him entrance. Calum's response was predictable - he started screaming like the bitch he is, proclaiming his connection to Ms. Lohan. The guard, however, was having none of it. This might have gone on forever had one of Lindsay's minions not shown up to assure the guard Calum was indeed one of the beautiful people after all, at which point the guard relented. Calum, according to witnesses, seemed pleased with himself as he crossed the invisible line between loserdom and marvelousness, shooting the guard an "I told you so" look.

How funny would it have been, though, had Lindsay just decided to leave poor old Calum hanging? He would've probably still been there the next day, voice gone hoarse from screaming. And a week later, dehydrated, with stubble on his face and reeking of piss and shit. After a few months there would've been just a decomposed corpse, and people stepping over it on their way to the bar.

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Calum Best Pulls Down Lindsay's Top; Lindsay Gives Another Little Kid A Boner

"Oh my God. Calum just pulled down my top! Hands to yourself, rapscallion!"



What is this thing Lohan has for little kids? Freaking child molester. Throw the bitch in jail!

Lohan Bikini Shots

Lindsay Lohan takes a couple days off from her hectic life of drugging and partying in America to drug and party - and frolic in the waves - in the Bahamas. And wear a stupid Britney-like lid and pose like an idiot. All right Lindsay, we know you know there are photographers - or do you know? Are you striking poses because you're aware you're being photographed, or is that just the way you behave naturally? Let's propose a hypothetical Lindsay: Say you're on a desert island thousands of miles from the nearest camera. Do you then begin behaving like a normal human being, or do you spend your days acting like life is one big Nylon magazine photoshoot? The drugs Lindsay - the drugs have fried your brain entirely, haven't they? Or maybe the drugs are the only thing standing between you and complete insanity. If you didn't snort coke in bathrooms, you would be in a looney bin - is that it Linds? Hurry, call Dina - she can use that one the next time she's interviewed by Entertainment Tonight.



This is what all the naughty little boys wanna see, right? The stuff that makes their little pubescent peckers rise and shine. A cokehead with bad skin and a swiftly-failing liver.

By the way, an individual with nothing better to do might want to check these Lohan bikini pics for signs of an appendectomy scar. Thankfully, Crabbie has nothing better to do...




It could be a scar, or it could just be a crease. Funny how the light in this pic shines right across it though - almost like God is trying to show us something.

(By the way Linds - you might want to have a look at this.)

Lindsay Lohan Gives 8-Year-Olds Boners

It's not "Lindsey" idiots.

Lindsay Lohan Nearly Killed; Dina Lohan Spews Nonsense

Lindsay Lohan lives her life on the edge, even when she's just crossing the street.

The starlet, whose new movie Georgia Rule slinks into theaters this weekend (good luck against Spider Man Linds), was rushing across 54th Street in Manhattan Tuesday to meet some autograph hounds when she was nearly flattened by a taxi. According to witnesses, the speeding cab came to a stop just five feet short of Lohan, who in typical Lindsay fashion continued merrily across the thoroughfare, oblivious to the taxi which remained idling there for several minutes.

It must be true what they say - God protects drunks, children and dippy starlets.

And another thing I know is true - Dina Lohan has a big fat prevaricating mouth. Hours after the near-death of her daughter on a Manhattan street, Dina was at the Georgia Rule premiere defending Lindsay against allegations that she's an Ecstasy-and-coke-freak. You can probably already guess the gist of what Dina said, but just for the record, here are the bitch's exact words:

We don't read the tabloids. There's so much fabrication. We all live in glass houses, and if you don't know somebody, you really don't know the truth.

First of all Dina, we don't want to know you. We can tell just by looking at you that you're the kind of woman who throws hideous dinner-parties where everyone is drunk by eight. You're a cackling witch who is full of bullshit. And as to the tabs being full of fabrication - in many instances this is true, but unfortunately, they don't need to concoct stories about Lindsay, because Lindsay actually does the kind of stuff they usually only make up. Are you trying to tell us that News of the World and their source are lying about the coke allegations? Even when there are pictures? So I suppose that's all CGI then. And the witnesses are all lying. Sorry Dina, but eventually, the mountain of evidence gets large enough that you can no longer deny its existence, or attribute it to some vast conspiracy of liars. Of course, you yourself will go on denying, even after that mountain has reached Everest-like proportions. Lindsay could snort coke on national television with you sitting right there and you'd still say it never happened, and then mutter some lame shit about glass houses.

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What The Hell Is Garry Marshall Talking About?

Garry Marshall, the veteran director of Lindsay Lohan's new movie Georgia Rule, has chimed in on all the controversy surrounding the young actress. First off, Marshall talks about Lohan's absences from the set:

Once somebody walks on my set, it's my problem, but we can't go chasing them. ... This film is low-budget. We can't lose days. ... Tough love is a part of this business – she missed a day on the second week of shooting.

The "tough love" referred to by Garry came in the form of a now-famous letter, penned by Morgan's Creek production chief James G. Robinson, which threatened Lindsay with legal action if she didn't shape up. According to Marshall, the sternly-worded missive "did the trick." Now, Lohan is embroiled in another controversy, involving some video of her doing cocaine with a friend in the bathroom of Teddy's. So what does Garry think about this news surfacing right in time for the premiere of his movie?

Any publicity is good publicity, but in this case, I think it distorts what a good actress Lindsay is.

I have to say, I was stunned by that last statement. I always thought Garry Marshall was a level-headed, intelligent man, but now I see he is as much of a putz as everyone else in Lindsay's life. Seriously - these assholes are lined up around the block to make excuses for Lohan, and explain her bullshit away as media misrepresentation. According to Marshall, because the media focus on the bad stuff, no one really appreciates how good an actress Lohan is? Well who's fault is that Garry? I'll tell you - it's the little red-headed nitwit's fault. If she wants people to see her as an actress and not a coked-up slut, she should stop acting like a coked-up slut, or at least be more discreet about it. Here's the problem with that though - Lindsay wants people to think she's a coked-up slut. Because then they will continue paying attention to her. Whether Lindsay is a good actress or not is utterly irrelevant to the conversation, because Lindsay herself has made it irrelevant. Jeez Garry - get your big dumb head out of your ass. And while you're at it, would you mind explaining what the fuck you were thinking when you made Exit to Eden? Rosie O'Donnell in S&M gear? Who the hell did you think wanted to see that?

(One more thing - why is Jane Fonda almost fondling Lindsay's boob in that picture? That is really fucking creepy.)

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Dina Lohan - Have You No Shame?

Lindsay Lohan's swine-like mother Dina is serious about using her daughter's fame as a portal to her own career in television. Previously, Dina exploited Lindsay, on behalf of her TV aspirations, by allowing Entertainment Tonight cameras to accompany her when she visited her troubled spawn in rehab; and last night, Dina pulled a similar stunt by acting as red carpet correspondent for ET at the premiere of Lindsay's new movie Georgia Rule. I don't know what Lindsay thought of last night's escapade, but reportedly, she was less-than-happy when her mommy showed up at Wonderland with a whole camera crew. In general, I have to think that Lindsay finds her mother's behavior rather obnoxious and embarrassing...is there any need to recount the little tale of the apple and the tree here?

Unfortunately for Lindsay (and potentially us), Dina's dreams of TV fame go beyond the rank opportunism of her Lindsay-related exhibitions. Reportedly, Dina has been going around telling people that she's in the running to replace Rosie O'Donnell on The View. She believes herself qualified for such a position because, at least according to her, all her friends refer to her as "The White Oprah." Because Oprah Winfrey is also an insufferable nincompoop who spends her life alternately lying on behalf of and shamelessly parasitizing her own child?

I'm guessing Dina made up the thing about her friends comparing her to Oprah (unless her friends are talking about some other Oprah who is not a self-made multi-millionaire). And I'm also going to assume that Dina is not actually being seriously considered for any job on The View, unless they're looking for someone to help Barbara Walters put her rubber face on (the one that covers her even-more-hideous real face). Then again, you never can tell. Television people are not always known for their sound judgment. If CBS can hire Katie Couric to do the evening news, I guess Dina Lohan can be on The View. If, in ten years, Dina Lohan is doing the evening news - well, then we'll know Planet of the Apes has come true.



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Lindsay Lohan In A Museum?

The words "Metropolitan Museum of Art" and "Lindsay Lohan" do not often appear in the same sentence, but then again, the museum's Costume Institute does not often throw a huge gala benefit in memory of famed early 20th Century designer Paul Poiret either. And when I say huge gala benefit I mean huge gala benefit too. Everyone was there. Including Lindsay, who cleans up okay I guess.

And now, the obligatory close-up of Lindsay's nose:



Nothing suspicious I guess. Course this picture was from early in the evening.

Felicity Huffman Is An Idiot

Felicity Huffman picked the wrong weekend to stick up for Georgia Rule co-star Lindsay Lohan.

Here's what Huffman, who plays Lohan's mom in the film, told Parade about working with the famed party-animal:

Once people see the movie. God willing, the performances will eclipse any gossip. ... To me, Lindsay was a complete and utter delight. The minute I met her I just loved her. She meets you with an open heart and wide-open eyes and gets right in there. She cares about the work. She throws herself in, 100 percent. ... I just adored her. She’s fantastic in the movie. It doesn’t get any better than what she did. Brilliant.

Ms. Huffman - would you like a job sticking up for Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes?

Jesus, is there a single person in Hollywood who has any instincts about people at all? Lindsay "meets you with an open heart and wide-open eyes?" Did you bother checking those eyes to see if the pupils were dilated Felicity?

Oh, and how do we feel, Ms. Huffman, about our spirited, completely absurd defense of Lindsay coming out the same weekend as the stills from Lindsay's coke-binge video?



Yes, I know - it's not Felicity's fault the Parade interview happened to come out at the same time as the News of the World story on Lindsay's insanity. Nevertheless, this coincidence does make for a good object-lesson in the perils of defending Lohan. See Felicity - Lindsay doesn't give a shit about anything but Lindsay, and all your crap about how delightful she is, that's just your own silly dizzbo Hollywood blindness. We know what Lindsay is - a sex-addict cokehead sociopath - and it's not the fault of the tabloids or the blogs that we think this way. That's what she really is! You're the one with their head up their ass, Felicity. So, in future, I hope you will refrain from trying to make us think Lindsay is just this dear, misunderstood little girl. Because, every time you do, something will come out that makes your statements look ludicrous and badly timed. Standing up for Lindsay Lohan is, I'm afraid, not a great way to help one's own credibility.

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Cokehead Lindsay

Remember that alleged Lindsay Lohan video, the one that, when it was released, was going to really blow the lid off Lindsay's wild activities? Well, it looks like the video is real - and British tab News of the World has the first stills. The grainy images show a woman who is clearly Lindsay Lohan hanging out in a bathroom with some other chick, and in at least one of the pictures, Lindsay can be seen giving the other girl what one assumes is cocaine.



Uh, okay, I guess that's Lindsay on the right. Not sure my assertion would hold up in court, but whatever. The chick on the right who we're saying is Lindsay whether we know this for sure or not is clearly assisting the girl on the left in putting something up her nose. And I'm guessing it's not a remedy for sinusitis. And here's another still of Lindsay sitting on a toilet:



That could be Lindsay, or it could be the elusive Sasquatch. Or perhaps one of the Allman Brothers? Fucked if I know. At any rate, News of the World has the dubious eyewitness account to go with the grainy, inconclusive pictures.

A "friend" of Lindsay - presumably the one doing the filming - has revealed that Lindsay is "spiraling out of control" since getting out of rehab. According to this source, Lindsay recently snorted 20 lines of coke in one night - which is about enough for anyone. This individual said Lindsay stripped to her thong before inhaling the drugs off a coffee table. The source also says Lindsay has bragged about having wild sex with James Blunt and Benicio Del Toro, and boasted on one occasion that she intended conquering Jude Law (which probably never actually happened except in Lindsay's rather over-active imagination). The occasion documented on the video allegedly featured Lindsay taking a bag of white powder from her pocket and passing it around to her friends in the bathroom of a club, then snorting some herself. Here is the rundown of everything Lindsay's friend said about her:

That night I saw her do more than 20 big lines of cocaine. She was still up doing drugs at 11am even though she had started about 8pm the night before.

She wasn't even trying to hide it and was blatantly doing it off table tops, keys, books and in the wardrobe, where she was hunched over with her legs crossed almost bent in half doing it off some magazine on the floor.

I remember looking at her and thinking how pathetic she looked and how out of control she had become.

When she is on coke, which is most of the time, all the attention has to be on her.

(so that explains it)

I have lost count of the number of times I have watched as she stripped naked in front of everyone.

Then she loves to check herself out in the mirror as she parades around with her boobs hanging out.

One night we had gone back to her place and, as always, as soon as she walked through the door she stripped down to her thong, bent down and snorted cocaine off her coffee table and then off her toilet seat.

(you have to bend down if you're going to snort coke off a toilet seat, unless it's a toilet seat designed for a giant)

She has told me that she has slept with James Blunt, Jude Law, Calum Best, Joaquin Phoenix, Benicio Del Toro, Jared Leto and James Franco.

(James Franco? Not. Jared Leto? Probably. Benicio Del Toro? Jesus, why?)

She loves Brits and has told me she has slept with the singer James Blunt a few times over the past month.

The last time was on April 15 after another house party. I think they went back to a hotel together afterwards. She is very protective over him and when she heard I had met him she sent me a text saying, "Stay away from him Bitch, he is mine."

Lindsay told me she has messed around with Leonardo DiCaprio a while ago too but claimed that she didn't sleep with him.

She also flew to New York about two months ago to go to bed with Jude Law.

Last November she slept with Calum Best. She didn't tell me if he was any good but she is usually too wasted to know what is going on anyway.

(God I hope this is all true.)

This girl also says that Lindsay is - dun-dun-dun-duuuuuuhn - lying about not drinking anymore. And her rehab trip? All a sham:

Going to rehab was all for publicity. She wanted people to see her seeking help but it hasn't got her off the drugs at all.

In an average night Lindsay will do two and half grams of coke on her own.

She doesn't buy it—she is given it by friends and acquaintances, and it turns her into an angry monster. I have watched many a time Lindsay treating her staff like crap.

But, this friend of Lindsay's insists she's not revealing this for her own gain - she wants to help her pal before it's too late:

That's why I'm showing this video. So the world can know what Lindsay has been doing and she can't lie about it to herself or anyone else.

Actually, she can lie anonymous Lindsay-friend - she can lie all she wants. And will. And so will her mother. Cause that's what they do. They lie. And do lots of drugs and have sex with lots of people.

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There's Been A Molly Ringwald Sighting

Molly Ringwald sings the National Anthem before a baseball game. Gosh, I remember when Molly Ringwald was everyone's favorite redheaded teen idol.




Things have changed a lot since those days though. Now there's a new redheaded youth icon, and she's somewhat less wholesome:



At least Molly had the decency to get drunk and crazy off-camera.

In Other Skank News...

Believe it or not, there's other stuff going on besides Britney's comeback. For example, Lindsay Lohan went out shopping and tried on this outfit. Yes, I know it looks like a publicity image from a movie - maybe that's because Lohan's entire life essentially is a movie, and she is always acting (badly).

Cut to:




Lindsay out last night at Parc. According to X17, Lindsay followed up her Parc visit with a trip to Winston's where her rumored lesbian girlfriend Samantha Ronson was hanging out. Allegedly, Lindsay left Winston's with three guys - and not Samantha, who was seen dejectedly smoking. Aw, poor Samantha - looks like Lindsay has a thing for dick after all. And likes them three at a time. Guess she's making up for all the nights she wasted eating pussy. Knew she'd come around eventually.

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Lindsay Lohan Having Sex With Kimberly Stewart?

Here's a picture of Lindsay Lohan and Kimberly Stewart at the Coachella Valley Music Festival. Gosh, they're pressed awful tight together. You don't think they could be having sex do you?

Oh my God - Lindsay Lohan is having sex with Kimberly Stewart!

Which is more revolting, the above picture, or this one of Kimberly and ex Cisco Adler?



And here's one of Lindsay and Cisco:



And just to cleanse your minds, here's one of two rhinos having sex:

Breaking News: Lindsay Lohan Tells The Truth

Lindsay Lohan has always had an interesting relationship with the truth. For her, it seems that what's fact is whatever she happens to say at any given moment, even if this contradicts something she just said ten seconds before. In other words, truth is a matter of convenience. But, every now and then, like a blind squirrel finding a nut, even a pathological liar can say something genuinely true - just as Lindsay did when she uttered the following during an interview with Nylon magazine:

I get embarrassed about the paparazzi if I'm in a chic restaurant, or when I was in the AA meetings . . . I feel really disrespectful because those people are doing that for themselves and it's no one else's business. But that was the only time it was embarrassing. Other times, I obviously like it . . . I wouldn't ever want them to not take my picture . . . I'd be worried. I'd be like "Do people not care for me?"

Lohan has confessed that she likes having her picture taken. And what amazing nugget will she next reveal about herself? That she sometimes enjoys going out in public without underwear on? That she's been known to snort the occasional line of coke? That she really, really likes the feel of a woman's tongue inside her vagina? Seriously though, Lindsay deserves credit - she managed to utter several entire sentences without saying a single demonstrably untrue thing, or immediately doing a 180 on herself. I swear, I never thought I'd live to see this day. I am so happy for Lindsay and the entire human family.

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The Coachella Valley Music Festival - It's Skanktacular

This Year's Coachella Valley Music Festival has featured such brilliant artists as Lily Allen, Bjork and Rage Against the Machine (I guess they're brilliant anyway; I personally wouldn't be caught dead listening to that crap). And it has also been a gathering-place for some of the hippest young stars in Hollywood, like Lindsay Lohan, who showed up to support her buddy, DJ Steve Aoki. Oh Lindsay, you're so subtle with the purse-strap cinching up under your boob. You never fail to come up with new ways to make us think you're a completely shameless whore, do you?



If a place is a Mecca for the hip, then you know Mischa Barton must be there. Cause Mischa - she's practically the Mohammed of hip. You know because she wears a dorky hat just like Britney. Actually, when I first saw this picture, I thought, "Where's Pete Wentz?" Then I realized it wasn't Ashlee Simpson.



If alcohol is being consumed, Tara Reid must not be far away. But, at least you get the feeling that Tara would show up at a thing like this even if there weren't going to be cameras there. Yes, Tara is a true rocker girl. If she weren't an actress, she'd be the girlfriend of the guitar player. You know, the one who inspires him to write beautiful love songs. And washes his puke-stained t-shirts. And goes out to score him smack.

Lohan Gets Style Award

US Magazine held some kind of Awards ceremony last night, and someone decided it would be a good idea to give Lindsay Lohan a "Red Carpet Style" award. Then somebody told Lindsay there would be free booze so she showed up. Apparently, Lindsay is between stylists right now. Or else she was paying homage to Bert Lahr.



Courage isn't Lohan's problem - she's got plenty of that. What she lacks is civility and self-restraint. And a functioning liver. Also, she looks like she could use an aspirin.