Lindsay Lohan Having Sex With Kimberly Stewart?

Here's a picture of Lindsay Lohan and Kimberly Stewart at the Coachella Valley Music Festival. Gosh, they're pressed awful tight together. You don't think they could be having sex do you?

Oh my God - Lindsay Lohan is having sex with Kimberly Stewart!

Which is more revolting, the above picture, or this one of Kimberly and ex Cisco Adler?



And here's one of Lindsay and Cisco:



And just to cleanse your minds, here's one of two rhinos having sex:

World's Grossest Couple Reunites

Kimberly Stewart and Cisco Adler got cozy the other night at a Details magazine party at Saks Fifth Avenue in Beverly Hills. So does this mean the former couple is getting back together? God I hope not. One or the other alone is bad enough, but the two of them together? That's like a perfect storm of grossness. Seriously, even Pam Anderson and Kid Rock weren't that revolting. I mean, even if I tried as hard as I could, I doubt I could imagine two people who made me sicker...



Uh, I take that back.

Holy God, what is with that hair? It looks like lightning took a shit on his head. God Mario - I know it's great to be gay, but do you have to be that gay?

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