In Other Skank News...

Believe it or not, there's other stuff going on besides Britney's comeback. For example, Lindsay Lohan went out shopping and tried on this outfit. Yes, I know it looks like a publicity image from a movie - maybe that's because Lohan's entire life essentially is a movie, and she is always acting (badly).

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Lindsay out last night at Parc. According to X17, Lindsay followed up her Parc visit with a trip to Winston's where her rumored lesbian girlfriend Samantha Ronson was hanging out. Allegedly, Lindsay left Winston's with three guys - and not Samantha, who was seen dejectedly smoking. Aw, poor Samantha - looks like Lindsay has a thing for dick after all. And likes them three at a time. Guess she's making up for all the nights she wasted eating pussy. Knew she'd come around eventually.

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More Lindsay Lesbo News

Lindsay Lohan is carrying on a romantic relationship with DJ Samantha Ronson. That was the story a couple weeks ago when the two were photographed together in Tokyo, and now a source has confirmed to Star magazine that the girls are indeed getting busy:

They are lovers. ... The rumors about them hooking up are totally true. Lindsay is trying to be low key about it, but everyone knows that they are way more than friends.

The source claims the pair were seen displaying their affection at a nightclub in Tokyo:

They just started making out right there like they didn't care who saw them. Maybe because they were across the globe, they didn't think anyone would notice.

Lohan and Ronson were also allegedly seen sucking face at New York's Plumm club on an earlier occasion. And Lindsay herself has supposedly spoken to friends about the relationship, calling it an "on-again/off-again" affair. Of course, this news comes in the wake of Lohan's decision to drop out of the movie The Best Time Of Our Lives, which allegedly would've featured Lohan engaging in lesbian action with co-star Keira Knightley. So now we have to wonder - did Lindsay drop out of that movie for fear of stoking the lesbian rumors, hence hurting her career? Stay tuned...

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Lindsay Lohan Is A Lesbian

Lindsay Lohan is currently having sex with a female DJ named Samantha Ronson, claims publicist-turned-blogger Jonathan Jaxson.

In somewhat boastful fashion on his blog, Mr. Jaxson provides his bona fides, and gives the scoop on Lindsay's rather adventurous sex-life (conveniently leaving out the names of course):

Yes, it is true. At least from all my sources. I have been part of 5 cover stories for the National Enquirer regarding Lindsay Lohan. She actually has always been quite open. I would love to name all the young Hollywood she has slept with, but I will keep that for the "book." Maybe she was tired of the boys and that is why she decided to spice it up with BFF Samantha Ronson. Here she gets a boy and a girl packaged all into one. Now I would have no bad things to say about either if Samantha wasn't deeply involved in alcohol and drugs. Not the best influence for a rehabbed Lindsay Lohan.

No Jonathan - it's not so great for Lindsay if she's sleeping with someone who's a complete alcoholic and drug addict. Or it wouldn't be, if Lindsay herself weren't both of those things already. Rehabbed my ass - Lohan stopped boozing and taking for maybe five minutes tops. And as for you, Mr. Jaxson - you're writing a book then, are you? And presumably you'll be naming names in this book? Oh, I just can't wait for the juicy made-up shit gossip you'll be slinging in that tome of yours. Gonna be the best read since fucking Bonfire of the Vanities, that thing. Seriously Jonathan - you don't really think that, just because you're a former publicist, people are going to take you at your word, do you? Piece of advice from one blogger to another JJ - don't bother too much with truth. It's easy to make crap up. And the people who read these things - at least the intelligent ones - realize that. So, they don't necessarily expect total veracity - what they're looking for is to be entertained. You can insist you're telling the truth all you want, but in the end it doesn't matter. It's the Internet - people assume that ninety-percent of what they're reading is bullshit.

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