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The Coachella Valley Music Festival - It's Skanktacular

This Year's Coachella Valley Music Festival has featured such brilliant artists as Lily Allen, Bjork and Rage Against the Machine (I guess they're brilliant anyway; I personally wouldn't be caught dead listening to that crap). And it has also been a gathering-place for some of the hippest young stars in Hollywood, like Lindsay Lohan, who showed up to support her buddy, DJ Steve Aoki. Oh Lindsay, you're so subtle with the purse-strap cinching up under your boob. You never fail to come up with new ways to make us think you're a completely shameless whore, do you?



If a place is a Mecca for the hip, then you know Mischa Barton must be there. Cause Mischa - she's practically the Mohammed of hip. You know because she wears a dorky hat just like Britney. Actually, when I first saw this picture, I thought, "Where's Pete Wentz?" Then I realized it wasn't Ashlee Simpson.



If alcohol is being consumed, Tara Reid must not be far away. But, at least you get the feeling that Tara would show up at a thing like this even if there weren't going to be cameras there. Yes, Tara is a true rocker girl. If she weren't an actress, she'd be the girlfriend of the guitar player. You know, the one who inspires him to write beautiful love songs. And washes his puke-stained t-shirts. And goes out to score him smack.

Tara Reid Walks Without Falling

Tara Reid struts her stuff at the 14th Annual Race to Erase MS. Let me repeat that - Tara Reid struts her stuff. Perambulates. Promenades. Saunters. Walks, god damn it - without falling flat on her face. For once.

Way to go Tara!

Tara In Green

Here's Tara Reid at the premiere of Wild Hogs. No, it's not a movie about Tara's crazy night out with Bai Ling. Or maybe it is - I really don't know. Anyway, these pictures of Tara are kind of monotonous. She looks cleaned-up in all of them, but you just know that, by the end of the night, she has chunks of puke in her hair, and carpet-patterns imprinted on her cheek, and is wearing an overcoat she stole because her clothes got all full of blood in a knife-fight.

Reid And Ling: An Unholy Union Of Shameless Exhibitionists

More skanks on the pre-Oscar party circuit - Tara Reid and Bai Ling at de Grisogono's cocktail party. They totally got freaky with each other afterward, I bet.

Tara Hangs At The Pool

"So I'm like, 'Hey man, what's your problem?' and he's like, 'You totally puked on me,' and I'm like, 'I did not you lying sack of shit,' and he's like, 'How did my shirt get all covered in puke then?' and I'm like, 'You must've puked on it yourself,' and he's like, 'You lying bitch, you puked on it,' and I'm like, 'I totally did not, you are such a liar,' and he's like, 'You totally did,' and I'm like, 'Did not,' and he's like, 'You kind of turn me on,' and I'm like, 'Yeah,' and so we did it and, like, he totally lied about me puking on him and don't you think that's sick?"

"One foot in front of the other... That's how we walk without falling on the ground..."

"She did what to her hair? That's so fucked-up..."

Even Drunk Girls Get The Blues

Remaining upright becomes a problem for Tara Reid at a pre-Super Bowl shindig. This is of course nothing new for Tara, who spends at least one minute out of every ten sprawled on the ground. And by the way - what's with her thumb? She could be in a fricking Tom Robbins novel with that thing. I don't know if she's giving the thumbs-up to show she's okay, or if the thumb is just so deformed that she can't lower it.

Tara Likes Parties

Tara Reid smiles for the camera at the Ocean Drive/Market America Super Bowl bash. You didn't expect Tara to miss out on all the drinking and vomiting did you? I swear, you could blindfold Tara and drop her into the middle of the wilderness, and she would find her way back to civilization just by picking up the scent of booze. She's like a bloodhound. With fake boobs.

Tara Reid Likes Her Wii

Tara Reid gets her Nintendo on at some manner of Sundance event. This is the first time Tara's played with her Wii and not gotten all wet.

Tara Reid At Sundance

Tara Reid puts in an appearance at the Sundance Film Festival. Let me say that again. Tara Reid puts in an appearance at the Sundance Film Festival. Not the Sundance Drunken Staggering Festival. Oh, and she's going with her I'm All Cleaned Up look. Sure Tara.

Actually, I do have to give Tara credit for a couple of things. One, she went with the furry hat instead of the knit. Two, she's actually standing upright on the sidewalk. Three, there appears to be someone taking her picture from back there behind the barrier. Which means she at least has one fan. Of course, it's possible that Tara's "fan" actually thinks she's Christina Aguilera. An honest mistake.

Tara Reid Rides Flipper

Tara Reid rides a dolphin at Sea World in Australia. Can dolphins get gonorrhea?

By the way, dolphins are horndogs. I wonder if this one will try to get Tara drunk later. Not that it's very hard to get Tara drunk. Actually, getting Tara sober would be much more difficult at this point.

Tara talked-up by Flipper. They're seen leaving the bar together at 2 a.m. Next morning Flipper's got an ice-pack on his head and a black-eye. Serves him right the little aquatic swinger.