Ricci At Sundance

Christina Ricci hits Park City. I don't know about you, but I cry every time I think about Ricci's story. The way her parents abandoned her. But, she's been able to make something of herself despite the set-back. And I'm still hoping that one day she'll be reunited with her family, and they'll be able to all return home to Neptune together.

Gwyneth At Sundance

Gwyneth Paltrow lets the sun shine on her face at Sundance. I wonder how things are going there in Park City for Gwyneth. Hopefully the dinner-table conversation isn't too boring for her. Hopefully that low-class American element she despises so much isn't giving her too big of a headache. Cause we know what delicate sensibilities Gwyneth has. Just the sight of someone eating a Big Mac or driving around in a big noisy pick-up makes her ill. Then she has to be carted off to a nice quiet room and have Alistair Cooke's voice piped in until she feels better. Hey, how about a buttered scone, Gwyneth? Or maybe you'd like someone with crooked, rotting teeth to breathe in your face for a bit? Stupid whore.

Mandy Moore Signs A Guitar

Mandy Moore pauses to autograph a guitar at the Gibson Guitar & Entertainment Tonight Event at Sundance. This marks the first time in her life that Mandy Moore has actually handled a musical instrument.

Katherine Heigl At Sundance

Katherine Heigl at Sundance. I don't see Isaiah Washington around anywhere. By the way, I think Isaiah Washington might be gay. I don't know that for a fact, I just have a hunch.

Justin Timberlake Puts His Arm Around Lance Bass

Former 'N SYNCers Lance Bass and Justin Timberlake catch up at Sundance's Motorola Late Night Lounge. They look pretty cozy together. Kind of like back in the old days when they used to give each other sponge baths.

Tara Reid Likes Her Wii

Tara Reid gets her Nintendo on at some manner of Sundance event. This is the first time Tara's played with her Wii and not gotten all wet.

Sienna Talks Up Combs

Sienna Miller cozies up to Sean Combs at Harry O's nightclub in Park City. I don't know about you, but I think these two would make a perfect couple. They're both so utterly useless.

Tara Reid At Sundance

Tara Reid puts in an appearance at the Sundance Film Festival. Let me say that again. Tara Reid puts in an appearance at the Sundance Film Festival. Not the Sundance Drunken Staggering Festival. Oh, and she's going with her I'm All Cleaned Up look. Sure Tara.

Actually, I do have to give Tara credit for a couple of things. One, she went with the furry hat instead of the knit. Two, she's actually standing upright on the sidewalk. Three, there appears to be someone taking her picture from back there behind the barrier. Which means she at least has one fan. Of course, it's possible that Tara's "fan" actually thinks she's Christina Aguilera. An honest mistake.

Sienna At Sundance

Sienna Miller strolls the street at the Sundance Film Festival in Park City, Utah. I wonder what old Sienna thinks of Utah. Better yet, I wonder what Utah thinks of Sienna. I'm guessing their impressions of her aren't very positive. Of course, Park City during Sundance isn't really Utah. It's its own little world full of big stars wearing knit caps and carrying beverage cups. Of course, with global warming and all, Sundance will soon be more like the Cannes Festival. And the Cannes Festival will be more like an episode of The Undersea World of Jacques Cousteau.