I wish I was Sienna Miller. I watch that girl and she's just fabulous. ... She talks to everyone and laughs and smiles and looks as if she is genuinely enjoying herself. ... When I talk to her, I hope a bit of her party personality will rub off on me, but it never does. She could give master classes in being the most amazing party guest.
Soon all the burgers will attack my rear and I'll be a whale. ... But I'll remain an eggs, bacon, waffles girl. ... My so-called fabulous shape is due to airbrushing. I have small boobs and cellulite.
I can be on the cover of certain magazines which studios like because it promotes your film. And, yes, at times it can be fun. ... But overall I think it hurt my work. It’s harder for me to be taken seriously now. But I can’t go back. I can’t change what’s happened.
Sienna has been bombarded with bizarre letters from a transvestite and has hired two security men. In his letters he talks about being obsessed with her look. He tries to follow her everywhere. ... The poor girl hasn't been sleeping properly because she has been so scared. Things just got to the point that she just had to take extra care of herself.
Dear Sienna Miller,
You don't know me but my name is Melvin. I've been a big fan of yours ever since...um...uh...that movie you were in that one time. You were great in that one. You are so radiant yet fragile. Kind of like Jean Seberg except you haven't overdosed and died in an alley and rotted for a week yet. I really wish we could be friends Sienna. We would have so much fun together. We could go shopping. And then we could go back to your place and try on all the dresses and smoke pot and listen to Nina Simone records. I just adore Nina Simone, don't you? Oh, and I would do your hair for you. You are such a cute woman Sienna. I wish I had your body and especially those luscious legs. We could take baths together and go for walks. And I would brush your hair for an hour if you'd let me. It can be so relaxing, letting someone brush your hair. Pretty pretty. Oh goodness, I hear the bed-troll calling me again. He can be such a pain in the ass. Hey, we should get together sometime Sienna. I have some great records and I just love brushing hair and eating hallucinogenic mushrooms. We should totally trip out sometime Sienna. Just like Edie Sedgwick. Oh, I adore Edie. You're just like her - so free-spirited. This world is really too dirty and gross for a creature as graceful and lovely as you Sienna. But thankfully there's another more beautiful world beyond this one where everyone is happy and there's nothing but rainbows and everyone's poop smells like roses. Damn the poop Sienna - damn the smelly poop. Mommy got so mad at me when I smeared it on her mirror. Stop hitting me mommy, I didn't mean it! Was your mommy a witch like that Sienna? Mine was. That's why I pushed her down the stairs. Oh, they thought it was an accident, but it wasn't. I just gave her a shove at the top of the stairs and she tumbled all the way to the bottom, and her neck was at such a funny angle lying there. Oh, I guess you know my secret now, don't you? Well I'll just have to find you then and take you away to the rainbowland with me. My bed-troll will help me find you Sienna. And we will be friends forever and ever and ever...
Yours devotedly forever and ever,
Melvin.
(P.S. Jude Law fucks Republicans in Hell.)
Poor Sienna. She really needs a hug.
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Sienna Miller graces a Calvin Klein party with her radiant presence. Um - what's up with Sienna's arm there?
Damn. Looks like Sienna tussled with a pussy. Or maybe she went out on-tour with Jared Leto. Or, maybe she's been having self-mutilation parties over at Lindsay Lohan's house. Aw, come on girls - Mischa's going to get jealous if you don't invite her.
Sienna is so ghetto.
Come on Sienna - tights? They're so middle-of-February.
...I was halfway through shooting a movie called The Mysteries Of Pittsburgh and the producers were understandably very distressed at the riot I had caused, so it was kind of damage control. I understand the patriotism of that city, but really I don't think it was that big a deal. I had to meet the mayor live on TV and apologise. It was huge! People are dying in Iraq and where is our focus, d'you know what I mean? Having met me, you'll realise these things just come out. I think it might be mild Tourette's, not to insult people who have proper Tourette's, but I will say the most inappropriate things at the most inappropriate time to the most inappropriate person. Always. Guaranteed.
Massivetwoshits is Massachusetts. Connecticunt, or Connectibutt. We came up with loads ... But I don't deliberately hurt anybody. And, actually, I like Pittsburgh, I do.
It was like best of times, worst of times. I don't want to talk about Jude out of respect to him, but at the point that it was happening I was falling madly in love with him. In one sense it was a really happy time. I'm not going to talk about what it was like, because it was really intense and really intimidating. Boring!...
It made me nervous. But you know, you'd take active steps to rectify that. I did a play, which is something I'd always wanted to do, four months of Shakespeare in the West End - you can't say you're in this for the wrong reasons or for celebrity. I love my job, I've always loved my job.
...I think it's adrenaline. You feel you're in a video sometimes. I play these games to make it more amusing, like I'm Lara Croft or something. So I find myself ducking behind cars and I've got my girlfriends and we once filled a supersquirter with pee and squirted it at them.
It was my decision to try to immerse myself in that character, and I was playing somebody who was self-destructive and sometimes it was upsetting ... So after I'd been researching it for a year I had this way of talking and this way of laughing, this way of smoking, this way of dancing, this whole character that you've worked on, and then it's like, 'It's a wrap, bye, guys, bye,' and you're like, 'Eeeeeugh, what do I do with it, what do I do now?' That's why a lot of actors, straight after a film, go away on holiday for two weeks, turn their phones off, and I didn't. I was like a little bit confused, a little overwhelmed. I had fun being that person. It's not like I sat there talking like Edie and making people call me Edie, but I didn't want to take the black tights off and I still don't.
I didn't up my drug intake...Edie shot up amphetamine and shot up heroin to come down off amphetamine and that's serious drug-taking, and look where it got her. And I'm not irresponsible by any means in that way. And I didn't drink more - bear in mind I was working 18-hour days. ... I took a morphine pill, just to feel what a safe way of taking heroin was like.
'Cos they're fun! 'Cos they're fuckloads of fun! No, don't write that. I always end up putting my big fat foot in it.
George Bush. Dick Cheney, more importantly, the most terrifying man. The fact that we're fighting a war in Iraq and most of the people over there dying don't even know why they're there. There's an image of Americans in a tank, and an Iraqi woman walks down the street and she sees the tank and the soldiers just run her over. They think she's getting a weapon and they shoot her, and she's holding a white hankie. It's the most futile ... it upsets me more than anything. Also, I don't want to pretend we live in a democracy when we've got 78% of the country that don't want to be at war, and we're still at war. Basically, we're living under a fascist regime.
Sienna Miller makes monkey-faces at new squeeze Jamie Burke while catching some rays on a Mexican beach. Sorry about the censorship, but honestly, if you're that disappointed about not getting to see Sienna's nipples - get a fricking life.
Slaggy Sienna Miller has got herself a new man - well-known lady-killer and current Calvin Klein model Jamie Burke. So is it a serious relationship? Who knows. They certainly seem into each other in the above picture, taken Monday while the two were vacationing at a secluded Mexican beach. Of course, we thought Sienna was into Sean Combs not long ago too. And old Jamie's had himself quite a string of recent lovers as well - Kate Moss, Lindsay Lohan and Courtney Love (Courtney Love?).
