Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are having problems again (maybe because Angie has been passing out lap-dances?). The natural rumor is that Brad has run back to Jennifer Aniston and confessed his secret torment to her. Here's what a source told something called Down Under:
At the end of the conversation Brad reportedly said:Brad needed to talk to someone who knows him, who understands him, and who understands what he wants out of life.
Brad and Jen were always best friends first and lovers second. Even when they decided to separate they took a romantic holiday together. So it makes sense that he would reach out to Jen while he's so low.
I think I made a huge mistake leaving you.
No Brad, you didn't make a huge mistake leaving Jennifer. You just made a huge mistake leaving her for Angelina. You would be better off without either of those succubi, in my opinion. Seriously Brad - look at all the hot young Hollywood ass you could be partaking of right now. Hayden Panettiere, Brad? And if she's too young still, what about Jessica Biel? And don't even get me started on the dick. God Brad, what a carnal feast your life could be - if only you'd shake yourself free of these screwy women.
(source)
