Britney Spears has got herself a new man - Los Angeles Lakers basketball player Luke Walton. Yes, Britney has already moved on from Howie Day, the guy she was supposedly all crazy over after having a go at him behind a bush in rehab. Now she's all nuts for this Walton dude too, a source told The Mirror:
Britney is certainly sports-mad since dating Luke. ... She even chants his name when the rest of the fans do. Her face lights up when she sees him do well. ... She's really fallen for him.
Yes, she's really fallen for him. Just like she fell for Day, Jason Filyaw, J.R. (Scu)Rotem, Isaac Cohen, and about a hundred other guys since dumping Federline. And in a week she'll have fallen for another guy - because that's what Britney does. She falls hopelessly in love over and over again. Oh, but this time it will be different - this time it will stick. Why? Because, according to an insider, this Walton guy is different:
This is just what Britney needs. A career-driven man to keep her on the straight and narrow - not someone that she has to support. ... It's early days yet but she's happy.
Yes, insider-person, of course she's happy - she's always happy, for the first ten minutes. Then her easily-distracted brain will have to latch on to something else. She's like a dog - one minute she's chewing a bone, then she sees a little flash of light on the floor and she's got to go chase after that, then someone sits down on the couch and she's got to go hump their leg. She simply can't pay attention to anything or anyone for any significant length of time. She's stupid. And brain damaged from drugs. Honestly, what do you think would happen to Britney if she didn't have handlers around to get her from place to place? She doesn't even know where she is half the time. This Walton guy, the next time she sees him, she probably won't even be able to remember his name. She'll just stand there staring into his face, head cocked to the side, chomping a piece of gum in perplexity. Wearing a dumb wig and hat combo and with a greasy stain on her shirt.
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