Josh Henderson is Paris Hilton's newest boy-toy, but if the Desperate Housewives actor had had his original way, he would be shacking up with midget hottie Elisha Cuthbert right now instead.
According to E!'s Ted Casablanca, Henderson only started hanging around Paris because he wanted to get close to her sometime-buddy Elisha - then for some reason Henderson decided he liked tall, wonky-eyed skanky heiresses instead of short, whiskey-swilling Canadian hockey-fan starlets. So now Paris has herself a man to pretend to like, and Elisha - well, Elisha has her new pixieish haircut (and her booze).
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