Dunst And Borrell Make Me Sad

Kiki drags boyfriend Johnny Borrell to the Costume Institute Gala Benefit. Nice boots Johnny. Been taking fashion tips from Britney have we? And Kiki - what the fuck is that on your head?



I think that thing is intended to deflect radar. And Borrell - you're not happy to be there are you Johnny? You're just doing it for the nookie. The used-up nookie. Oh, and one more thing Johnny - it's called a tie. They're not that expensive. Kiki will even tie it for you. If she's having one of her good motor-skills days, that is.

Borrell Kisses Old Girlfriend; Could Kiki Be Single Soon?

Kirsten Dunst may still have her rocker boyfriend Johnny Borrell for now, but stories about him messing around with his old squeeze keep popping up like pimples nonetheless. The latest one has Borrell's ex-girlfriend, singer Fabiola Gatti, saying that she and Johnny shared a passionate kiss upon meeting recently, and that Johnny assured her he would soon be dumping Kiki and returning to her. Said Gatti about her undying love for Borrell:

We will always be soulmates. At the moment we know it won't work but one day we will get back together.

I don't think you'll have to wait too long, Fabiola. Johnny may be enjoying going out with a movie-star right now, but one of these days the alcohol-haze is going to clear, and he's going to get a good look at Kiki with her snaggleteeth and pasty white body and then - well, it'll be all over then. And Kiki will be single again, and fishing around for another rock star to glom on to. Poor Kiki. I almost feel sorry for her silly ass.

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Drunkst Lives Up To Her Name

Kirsten Dunst went out drinking with her boyfriend Johnny Borrell in London last night, and the results were less-than-attractive. In other words, it was classic Kiki.



Kiki and Johnny hit famed nightspot the Hawley Arms in Camden, after Kiki had attended the London premiere of Spider-Man 3. Johnny, by the way, didn't attend the premiere - because Kiki thought things were "getting too serious." Sure Kiki. And who did you duck into a broom-closet for a quikie with at the premiere? Jesus you are a slut.



"The lights - so bright - tell them to turn them down Jimmy. Joey. What the fuck is your name again?"

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Dunst And Borrell Not Broken Up

An earlier report that Kirsten Dunst and rocker boyfriend Johnny Borrell had broken it off was apparently not true, given that the two have been photographed all over Japan holding hands and acting very coupley. Wow - Kiki and Johnny (how precious) have been going out for over a month! Isn't that some kind of record for Kiki? She keeps this up, she's going to lose her reputation as a slut.

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Dunst and Borrell Already Over

Actress Kirsten Dunst and rocker Johnny Borrell have ended their three-week relationship, reports British tab News of the World. Borrell, lead-singer of the band Razorlight, signaled the demise of the allegedly torrid affair by getting back together with his ex-girlfriend, surfer/pop-chick Fabiola Gatti. That leaves poor Kiki manless again - but not for long, if her past history of sluttiness is any indication. No, I'm guessing it will take Kiki about ten minutes to get over being dumped by Borrell - the world is full of smelly, drunk, chain-smoking rock musicians, all of whom appear to want to have sex with Dunst at least once.

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Kiki Moves In With Rocker Boyfriend

"Lovesick" Kirsten Dunst has moved to London to live with her boyfriend, Razorlight frontman Johnny Borrell. Kiki, who was in Austin with Johnny for the big music festival, reportedly became lonely for her man after he and the band left America, so she decided to pull up stakes and join him on the other side of the pond. A friend says Kiki has been following Johnny around like a "lovesick puppy" since meeting him in L.A. earlier this month, and declares their relationship is "the real thing."

Hmm...the real thing. Well, I'll have to see it to believe it. I mean, the way Kirsten goes through boyfriends - Christ, I've worn pairs of underwear for longer than some of her relationships have lasted. Not that Kiki is a slut, she's just...choosy. She's looking for something specific in a man, and if she doesn't find it, no sense messing around. So, maybe she has finally found what she's looking for in this Borrell character. Somebody who will love her in spite of her dental issues, and the fact that she sometimes holds the books upside-down when she's being photographed pretending to read them. And in spite of her propensity to occasionally wash out gutters with her puke (or maybe because of it - he is a rocker, after all).

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Kiki's New Boyfriend May Be A Narcoleptic

Wow, Kiki's got a new boyfriend. He's Johnny Borrell of the band Razorlight. I've never heard of him, but he must be cool cause he's in a band, and his hair looks like he could've just jetted in from 1983. Nice leather jacket Johnny. You and Dunst look like you're headed in to audition for parts in a revival of Grease. Does Kiki want a hickey from Kenickie?

They're discussing something really weighty here. Probably that Carl Sagan book Kiki was reading the other day. Or maybe bongs.

Yeah, they're really into whatever the hell it is they're watching. Jeez, is that guy even awake? Hey, Johnny, yo, perk up dude. You're going out with Kiki Dunst. You should be happy. Maybe not euphoric - well, not until the drugs kick in, anyway.