Charlize Theron, High Again

Oscar-winning pothead Charlize Theron gave passing pedestrians something to talk about Monday night when, outside New York restaurant La Esquina, she began inexplicably catwalking up and down the sidewalk. Theron kept up the act for almost five minutes, according to one witness - but on-lookers reportedly became tired of Charlize's display after awhile, and began chatting instead about Penelope Cruz, who was allegedly inside the eatery at the same time.

No, we are not shocked that Charlize Theron is in fact a lunatic. Remember, this is the chick who got her first acting gig after a casting director witnessed her throwing a temper tantrum in a bank. And of course we haven't forgotten about the whole unpleasantness concerning her mother, her mean-ass father and the guns, have we? Charlize is a marvelous actress and a true beauty, but girl has snakes in her head. Big nasty writhing green snakes that only pot can tame.

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Charlize And The Babel Man

Charlize Theron takes a break from smoking mother nature to pose with Oscar-nominated director Alejandro-Gonzalez Inarritu at the Academy's Foreign Language Film Award Reception. Bet Inarritu has some great connections down Mexico way. Get Charlize some of that primo puff-puff. I sort of wish Charlize would learn to lay off the weed myself. Smoking that stuff is how things like Aeon Flux happen.

Charlize Theron Sued (Not By People Who Saw Aeon Flux)

Academy Award-winning pothead Charlize Theron is being sued by the Weil watch company, which claims the actress breached an agreement she signed to be photographed wearing only their pieces, and to appear in no other advertisements involving jewelry. The lawsuit, filed with the New York State Supreme Court Monday, alleges several violations of the contract by Theron, including a 2006 instance when she was photographed wearing a Dior timepiece, and a February 2006 to December 2006 one where she appeared in an advertisement for an AIDS charity wearing a necklace. The suit does not specify how much Weil is seeking in damages, but the company claims to have spent over $20 million on the Theron campaign.

Wow, $20 million - all to have Charlize Theron wear their watches. And what did they hope to gain by this? Honestly, the way some of these companies throw money around, you'd think they were being run by spastic monkeys.

And as for Charlize - well, if she did breach a contract like that, she deserves to get sued. However, in her defense, it is sometimes difficult to remember little things like what kind of watch you're supposed to wear when you're completely stoned. I'm sure Charlize never meant to violate the terms of her contract, but you know how those things go. It's like, you know, sometimes you just space things. Like...far out...you know?

What?