It's not every day that Queen Elizabeth encounters someone who's actually older than her, but today she did - shrimpy Hollywood legend Mickey Rooney. And apparently someone told Mickey that, when you meet the Queen of England, it's proper etiquette to try and gnaw through her glove. My gosh, that is an uncomfortable picture. A couple of old fossils in the middle of some creepy greeting ritual. It's nothing like back in the day, when Rooney used to eschew gentile moves like hand-kissing and go straight for the tit-grab. "Hey Queen, bring that royal caboose on over here. Speaking of royalty, did you know I banged Grace Kelly when we were shooting Bridges at Toko-Ri? Fucking bitch was wound up tighter than Cornell Wilde's colon after a luau. Oh, queenie - looks like the little Mickster decided to come out and play. Watch out - ram-rod! Weeeooooo!"
