Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes want their daughter Suri to always look her best - that's why they drag the poor helpless tyke to the hair salon once a week to have her locks trimmed. Yup, Suri's not even one yet, and already she's being pampered like a Hollywood star. Oh, and you just know there's more going on in that salon than trimming - that poor kid is having her hair colored to look like Tom's. Because Tom is so crazed with anxiety over the fact that people don't think she's his. Well, why don't you go all the way with it Tom: just schedule some plastic surgery for the poor little sprout, tell them to give her your nose, eyes - hell, just make her look exactly like you. And do the same thing to Katie while you're at it. Sure, have an exact duplicate made of your face and grafted onto Katie's. Oh, you'll really want to have sex with her then, won't you Tom? You won't be able to keep your hands off her then.
Oh, and of course these nuts have their silly demands when they take Suri to the salon. Said a worker there:
[Suri] is always naked and no one's allowed to talk around the baby.
Did you hear that? They drag their precious little darling around without any clothes on her, and won't allow people to speak in her presence. Because noise is bad for children - so says Scientology. And what else is bad for children I wonder? Clothing? Freedom? Tom Cruise - how worried are you about your image? What's going to happen when Suri gets older and wants to have some independence, a life of her own? Are you going to force her to get her hair cut once a week? Are you going to make her keep dyeing it so it will look like yours? She's a person Tom, not a piece of property. And so is Katie. They don't exist just to make you look like more of a man. Tom, you are one pathetic, selfish piece of work my friend. I hope one day your conscience catches up to you, but I doubt it will.
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