The sister of Anna Nicole Smith wanted her famous sibling buried next to her idol Marilyn Monroe, and even went so far as to contact Hugh Hefner about giving up the burial plot he has reserved alongside the famed screen icon's - a request Hefner respectfully declined.
Anna Hogan reportedly contacted Hefner days after Anna Nicole's unfortunate demise at the hands of Howard K. Stern and her shady psychiatrists. Said Hefner:
The sister asked if it was possible to be buried [next to Marilyn], which I thought was out of the blue.
Yes, out of the blue - the drunken, drug-addled blue. Or did you mean Viagra-blue there Hef? Jesus, shouldn't you be a mummy by now? And would you please for the love of heaven stop frolicking with those young, brainless faux-blondes of yours on TV? If I have to see one of those bleached-out, vacant-eyed sluts one more time I swear I'm going to blow chunks.
What the hell was I talking about? Oh, Anna Nicole's sister wanting to plant the fat stupid dead bitch next to Marilyn. Well, talk about "there goes the neighborhood." Thank God Hef refused. I mean, could you imagine spending eternity next to that mumbling whore Anna Nicole? God - poor Marilyn. As if having to bed down a bunch of perverted weirdos like Joe DiMaggio and Arthur Miller wasn't enough...
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