It's hard to believe, but Lindsay Lohan actually finds time in between parties and rehab trips to occasionally film a movie. And she's got one coming out soon too, something called Georgia Rule, which co-stars Jane Fonda and Felicity Huffman. In this film, Lindsay plays a rebellious teen who is sent to live with her grandmother. And presumably she then learns a few lessons about life - cause that's the kind of thing that always happens in these movies. You know, they're fiction. Bullshit, in other words. Cause in real life, no one learns anything from going to live with their gramma, except what an old person's living room smells like, and how terrible hash is for lunch every fucking day. Seriously - hash? Every day? How about mixing in a grilled-cheese sandwich, grams? Oh, and while you're at it - do you think you could put some tights on over those legs? I can't decide if those are varicose veins, or if freaky alien worms have decided to take up residence under your skin. And would it be at all possible for you to not dribble your applesauce all over your god damn shirt? And another thing - when you've got all your geriatric pals over to sip sherry and play bridge, you think you could keep it down? I'm trying to masturbate for fuck's sake, and hearing a bunch of old ladies' tipsy cackling - it's really really distracting.
(more Lohan Georgia Rule pics if you care)
