
Junkie Pete Doherty's mates in Babyshambles have become irritated over the amount of time he's been spending with girlfriend Kate Moss, and are prepared to offer him a "she goes or we go" ultimatum. According to The Mirror, the other Shamblers (whose names don't matter because they're not going out with a varminty model) are planning to confront Pete at his solo performance at the Hackney Empire tomorrow night. And then what? Pete refuses to break up with Moss, and it's bye-bye Babyshambles? Will anyone even notice, outside of a few bedraggled, piss-smelling rock-and-roll fans? These guys don't honestly think Pete would give up his Katey-poo just for their stupid band, do they? That's true love, what Kate and Pete have. You know, true love? Also known as severe co-dependency? Can't mess with that.
By the way, if the Babyshambles guys decide to get rid of Pete, yet want to hang on to their group - might I suggest Jared Leto as a replacement? He'd be perfect. As long as you could keep him from splattering his face all over the floor of a club after some misbegotten stage-dive.
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