Pete Doherty's Bandmates Fed Up


Junkie Pete Doherty's mates in Babyshambles have become irritated over the amount of time he's been spending with girlfriend Kate Moss, and are prepared to offer him a "she goes or we go" ultimatum. According to The Mirror, the other Shamblers (whose names don't matter because they're not going out with a varminty model) are planning to confront Pete at his solo performance at the Hackney Empire tomorrow night. And then what? Pete refuses to break up with Moss, and it's bye-bye Babyshambles? Will anyone even notice, outside of a few bedraggled, piss-smelling rock-and-roll fans? These guys don't honestly think Pete would give up his Katey-poo just for their stupid band, do they? That's true love, what Kate and Pete have. You know, true love? Also known as severe co-dependency? Can't mess with that.

By the way, if the Babyshambles guys decide to get rid of Pete, yet want to hang on to their group - might I suggest Jared Leto as a replacement? He'd be perfect. As long as you could keep him from splattering his face all over the floor of a club after some misbegotten stage-dive.

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