Actress Nicole Kidman is denying published reports that she is with child. Hey, wait a second - I was one of the people who published that report. Is Nicole Kidman saying she knows more about what's going on in her own womb than Crabbie does? How dare she.
Here's what Kidman's publicist Wendy Day had to say about the whole thing:
[Nicole] is looking forward to going outback and riding a horse and being [in Australia] for seven months making a film.
Oh, she's going to be riding horses and working on a film for seven months. I guess that means she's not pregnant then. Keith Urban must have a low sperm count. Or maybe, as I've suspected for years, Kidman is not really a woman. Or perhaps Tom Cruise had her reproductive organs removed and placed in storage so they could be implanted in a genetically engineered super-woman later. Yes - Tom's plan to impregnate Nicole one more time, or part of her at least. I wouldn't put it past the little fucker.
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