Jennifer Aniston believes ex-husband Brad Pitt and his partner-in-child-snatching Angelina Jolie are never going to last. Said Aniston to a friend:
When we were married, Brad and I talked all the time about settling down and living happily ever after, and we honestly thought we could put ourselves above Hollywood. But we found out you can't. When you're on film locations and in television studios with some of the most beautiful people in the world, how can you avoid the temptation? We tried very hard and we failed. That's why I believe Brad will fail with Angelina.
Right - and Aniston is totally over Brad. She doesn't carry any kind of a torch for him at all. Actually, according to one of Jen's pals, she still harbors some delusional hope that Brad will be hers again:
She was hurt, yes. Does she think Ange caused the break up of her marriage? She's much too classy a lady to say that, but we all know what happened. ... She wishes she could recapture the way things were, Jennifer would love nothing more than to be given another chance with Brad.
Um, I don't mean to be the bearer of bad news Jen, but that ship sailed awhile ago. You have about as much chance of getting back together with Brad as I do of going on a merry butt-fucking Mediterranean cruise with Mark Wahlberg. Brad got over you a long time ago - hell, Brad was over you back when you still thought you were happy together. And this idea that you're "too classy" to say Angelina was the cause of the break-up - come on. That's exactly what you say to everyone. As far as you're concerned, Angelina is the whole cause of your present misery - if it weren't for her, you and Brad would still be together. You hate that bitch and want her dead. So why not kill her? Or hire someone to kill her? Like Pax's crazy smackhead mother - pay that bitch to rub out Angelina. She'd probably do it for a couple grams and a place to crash. Then Brad, in his grief, would come running back to you. At least, in your nutty dreamworld, that's what would happen. Probably he would find someone younger and hotter to shack up with, but then again you never know - maybe he would want the comfort of a familiar bed. Or maybe he would realize you were the one who had Angelina killed and hire someone to kill you. Anyway, as long as Brad comes out of it alive and single, I'm happy.
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