"Actress" Tori Spelling has given birth to a son, Liam Aaron McDermott. Reportedly, Tori's formerly estranged mother Candy was at the hospital at the time of the delivery, which either means they've reconciled, or Candy was there for something else like botched liposuction repair surgery or Botox overdose treatment. As usual with these baby stories, everybody's happy and thrilled, and the mother's fine and the baby's fine, and the father is off someplace shagging his on-the-side girl who will soon be his main girl owing to the fact that she's had her tubes tied and once worked in the circus as a contortionist. Anyway, Crabbie went into the future and got his hands on a picture of mommy taking the baby out. Cute kid:
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