Singer Mariah Carey is the latest celeb rumored to be considering adoption. According to reports, the bovine human dog-whistle fell in love with the dirty-faced wretches at a Mexican orphanage she recently visited with her lawyer, and now she's hankering to snag herself one of the
Seriously, this trend of celebrity baby-adopting is becoming ludicrous. It's like buying new shoes with these people - it's an impulse purchase. And the sad thing is that, if you're rich and famous, it seems a whole lot easier to get your hands on the kid. Well, I think it should be the opposite - I think celebs should have a harder time getting an adopted baby. So what if they're rich? I watch celebs every day, so I know something else they are - stupid. Really stupid. Like, you take Mariah Carey. That's one dumb bitch. And now she's going to be allowed to adopt a kid? Without having to take some kind of proficiency test? Honestly, how hard would it be to just administer a quiz, ask Mariah a few simple questions like, "What end of the baby does the food go in?" Oh, you laugh. Sure - but it won't be funny when we find out she's been trying to jam mashed nanners up some poor Mexican kid's ass. Not funny at all.
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