Catherine Zeta-Jones at the Food Network Awards Show. Notably absent from this picture is Zeta's wizened old crookback of a husband Michael Douglas. Guess she left him home with his Grape Nuts and his Matlock tapes. Good for her. I've always been a fan. Ravishing woman, and loves to sue people. If she had any sense she'd slip something into Douglas's IV, collect the money and head to Argentina.
Zeta, Sans Goat
Catherine Zeta-Jones at the Food Network Awards Show. Notably absent from this picture is Zeta's wizened old crookback of a husband Michael Douglas. Guess she left him home with his Grape Nuts and his Matlock tapes. Good for her. I've always been a fan. Ravishing woman, and loves to sue people. If she had any sense she'd slip something into Douglas's IV, collect the money and head to Argentina.
