John Mayer got himself in a spot of trouble with his girl Jessica Simpson recently when he mistook a picture of her little sister Ashlee for her. Reportedly, John was looking at a magazine cover featuring Ashlee when he turned to Jess and said, "How old is this picture of you?" An innocent enough mistake you would think - but not to Jessica, who apparently went ballistic, screaming at John that she and Ashlee look nothing alike.
This story would seem to confirm something we've suspected all along - that Jessica hates Ashlee's guts. It's a classic case of sibling rivalry. Jessica was the big star, then Ashlee came along, riding her coattails. This was fine as long as Ashlee was just "the little sister," but then Ashlee started having nose-jobs, and dyed her hair blonde, and everyone started remarking on how much she looked like Jessica - a younger, possibly cuter Jessica. One can only imagine the turmoil this must have set off in Jessica's brittle, insecure little soul. And then to have your very own allegedly intelligent boyfriend think a picture of Ashlee was actually you? I'm surprised Jessica didn't stab John in the neck with a stiletto heel.
I've said it before and I'll say it again - Jessica Simpson is by far the most disturbed of all the popular celebutards. Her father is sexually fixated on her; her little sister tries to look like her - and don't forget about the religious stuff. Jessica herself has confessed that she wanted to be a gospel singer until her boobs got large and she decided she couldn't be (which makes absolutely no sense - most female gospel singers have enormous breasts). I'm thinking Jessica talks to Jesus a lot - and he probably answers her too. He probably hits on her. And he probably whispers things to her about what a shit Ashlee is. It would not surprise me - not even a little - to one day read the following headline:
Jessica Simpson Arrested For Murder Of Sister Ashlee, Father Joe
Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan may act out more than Jessica, but Jessica is clearly the most mentally unstable. When she goes to jail it won't be for something mild like violating probation - it'll be for life, and the cell will have padded walls.
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