Britney's gone from hats to headbands, but still looks like a dumb-ass. Hey, I wonder what Britney thinks about her old pal Paris going to jail. God, I hope Britney doesn't decide to emulate Paris by getting herself thrown in the slammer too. This could be the new celebutard trend. Sure - Britney copied Paris's cooch-baring and wild partying; why not emulate her criminality as well? Of course Britney has already had her own problems with car-related violations. Not strapping her kids into the car-seats properly and all that. That won't be a problem now, though, as Britney never sees her kids. At this point I don't think Britney even remembers that she has them. But that's okay because she has a nice lamp now.
