Sienna Miller Has Cellulite, Small Boobs


Sienna Miller is not a glamorous movie star with a killer body, but a junk-food junkie who depends on photographic re-touching to maintain her sexy image. And it ain't mean old misogynistic Crabbie saying this either - it's Sienna herself:

Soon all the burgers will attack my rear and I'll be a whale. ... But I'll remain an eggs, bacon, waffles girl. ... My so-called fabulous shape is due to airbrushing. I have small boobs and cellulite.

Well, isn't Sienna refreshingly honest? Um - I guess that's one way of looking at it. Of course, for my money, when stars run themselves down like this, it isn't really about honesty. What Sienna's really saying is, "I'm just a normal person like everyone else." Which she doesn't actually have to say, because we already know she's just a normal person like everyone else. If you are just a normal person, you don't have to say you're a normal person - and if you think you have to insist you're a normal person, it's because you really think you're not. Sienna's modesty is totally false - not for one second does she believe that she isn't as hot and sexy as everyone supposedly thinks she is. Her little "I'm not that great" act is disingenuous and lame, and she needs to shut up.

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