Actors Ryan Reynolds and Scarlett Johansson are officially an item, reports stupid-ass Perez Hilton. According to Perez's spies, Reynolds and Johansson have spent Easter weekend together in New York, sharing a romantic dinner at Rao's Friday night followed by some fun at club Azza, then having din-din again Saturday evening at the Odeon in Tribeca. Witnesses say the two were kissy-face all during their dinner Friday, and made out "the whole time" during their meal on Saturday. And they weren't even hidden behind a screen? Apparently they have no regard for their fellow diners, who must've been puking all over the place.
Big-boobed Johansson, of course, was recently linked to singer Justin Timberlake, who was also rumored to have gotten it on with big-assed actress Jessica Biel. And Biel was supposedly having something with Reynolds a few weeks ago. So, for the equation to balance, I guess Reynolds and Timberlake will have to have a fling now (since we know Biel and Johansson have probably already done it with each other). The only one left out is fugly bisexual Canadian pseudo-musician Alanis Morissette, who had a long-standing relationship with Reynolds before being unceremoniously dumped. But, Alanis can comfort herself with the fact that...um...there's lots of good maple syrup in Canada...
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