Mischa Barton Has A Flat, Almost Manages Not To Cry


Mischa Barton had a flat yesterday while driving her Ford Explorer around Hollywood. Now, for a normal person, a flat tire is not that big a deal - you get out, you kick something, you call the wrecker. But when you're as brittle as Mischa Barton - yeah, pretty much everything makes you cry. Although, I have to say, Mischa is being very brave here. She's trying really hard not to break down. But, you can tell she's just about to lose it:



It's okay Mischa - we understand. You're a neurotic headcase. You're fine as long as everything is going your way, but the first time some little minor misfortune befalls you...



Oh, poor Mischa - she wants to bawl her eyes out, but all those people are around. Well, at least she has her sister Hania there to, um, distract everyone...



Wow. I never thought I'd say this, but I think it's possible that Hania actually dresses worse than Mischa. Jesus, the way these people are carrying on with their ciggies and worried looks, you'd think they had just run over a little Mexican kid. It's a flat tire! Deal with it!



Oh, Mischa - you darling little train-wreck waiting to happen. You haven't washed your hair lately, have you?
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