Lindsay Lohan says she wants to play Princess Diana in a movie. Apparently, the alcoholic actress idolizes the late, lamented royal troublemaker - which seems pretty much perfect to me, given that Lohan is also a mentally unstable man-eating tramp who isn't nearly as attractive as she and other people think she is. But it isn't only that Lindsay wants to portray Diana in a film - she also wants to emulate her idol in other ways. According to Lindsay, Diana "gave back a lot and was such an amazing woman," and now Lindsay wants to take on some charitable causes herself. In fact, Lindsay is planning a trip to Japan with her friend, designer Charlotte Ronson, where they intend to visit some orphanages.
Did I just say that Lindsay Lohan is planning on visiting orphanages?
Nooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!
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