Keith Richards Predicts Tragic End For Moss/Doherty Saga



Corpsey rock-and-roller Keith Richards says Kate Moss and Pete Doherty's romance will end unhappily, probably with Pete on a slab. Quoth the father-snorting Keith:

[Pete] should shut the fuck up and leave her alone. I don’t know the man. All I know is he’s pushing his luck and there it is. But so is Kate, who I know very well. ... Kate wants to play with the bad boys and she’s done one, then another, then another. She’ll live, the boys will die.

How very semi-coherent of you Keith. Seriously - what the hell are you talking about? "She'll live, the boys will die." What does that mean? Kate sucks the life out of everyone she sleeps with? She must not have slept with you then, because you appear to still be living - barely. And what business is it of yours whether Pete shuts the fuck up and leaves her alone? Are you trying to give him sagely advice? I hate to break it to you Keith, but you're in no position to be bestowing wisdom on anyone else. You snorted your own dead father, for fuck's sake.

By the way, I do agree with one thing Keith said - Pete Doherty will definitely end up dead. And when he's lying on the slab the mortician will have the wonderful job of removing the jewelry from his penis.

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