She's practicing her Oscar speech (for when she doesn't win Best Actress):"First I'd like to thank Pedro Almodovar for making such a wonderful movie. If it weren't for Pedro, I would not be here right now. I would also like to thank Pedro Almodovar, without whom I would be nothing more than a second-rate actress with a fabulous rack. And I would also like to thank my rack for being so fabulous. And lastly, I want to thank Pedro Almodovar for being the greatest gay director in the world, except for Ron Howard. Oh, wait, I wasn't supposed to say that. Oh well, sorry Ron. But hey, at least now you won't have to lie about your affair with the Fonz anymore..."
